I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I smell like Dick and happiness
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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