Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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