fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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