i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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