did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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