ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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