she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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