Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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