How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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