You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
