I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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