better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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