I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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