The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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