Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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