is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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