the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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