So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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