Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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