My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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