who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
