so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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