My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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