Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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