So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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