What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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