That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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