Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Randomize
