just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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