Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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