apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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