hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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