He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
No subtext here. People are naked.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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