I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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