Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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