I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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