Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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