we have pet lesbian snakes
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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