Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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