Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
