i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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