jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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