I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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