is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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