based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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