i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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