Dual....:-)
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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