so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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