boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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