he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
