Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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